Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Fantastic Kwaanza! It's been way too long since I've shared my musical stylings with you and I know you've been craving some holiday tunes. Let's start with a Christmas classic:
Silver Balls
Geriatric older fellows
Dressed in baggy plaid pants
In their drawers
There's something that's
Dressed in baggy plaid pants
In their drawers
There's something that's
dangling.
Children laughing
People pointing
Testes swing to and fro
And from every street corner you'll see
Children laughing
People pointing
Testes swing to and fro
And from every street corner you'll see
Silver balls, silver balls
Geriatric sex in the city
dangling, see them swing
soon they will be on the ground.
Geriatric sex in the city
dangling, see them swing
soon they will be on the ground.
Sexy old broads,
Even young chicks
check out his stretchy junk.
As his nuts do a dance in his trousers
Even young chicks
check out his stretchy junk.
As his nuts do a dance in his trousers
See them bobbing,
See them bouncing
Like great big gray balloons
He's the stud of his rest home,
my dear.
Silver balls, silver balls
Please show him your saggy titties.
Jiggle them, wiggle them
Soon he will be in his grave!
See them bouncing
Like great big gray balloons
He's the stud of his rest home,
my dear.
Silver balls, silver balls
Please show him your saggy titties.
Jiggle them, wiggle them
Soon he will be in his grave!
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