Are you a lady?

Some females have lost sight of what it means to be a lady. I say female because I question their womanhood, as well. Gone are the days of overt femininity, which isn't offensive in itself.  Flowing skirts have their place in the heat of the summer, but I do prefer a well-fitting pair of jeans the rest of the time. Feminine wiles are not the thing in question today. Some women eschew makeup and hair product, and while I don't necessarily find it attractive, appropriate, or acceptable in the workplace, it's a choice and we have freedom of choice. Making a little effort with regard to your presentation is always appreciated by the rest of us. That being said, whether you apply your makeup with a paint roller or only use ChapStick, you can still be a lady either way. Being a lady isn't all about how you look...nowadays, though, it seems to be the focal point.

Class is something that a woman must have in order to be a lady, without it, you are cheap trash. People have forgotten what class means and have become so fucking embarrassing to watch in action. Behavior trumps all the bullshit verbiage you can spew, hence, being nice to my face, on my feed, or wherever means absolutely nothing when you ignore my birthday, for example. The ability to move on after a disagreement is one trait that a real lady possesses, in spades. Holding onto a grudge, being a bitch, and treating someone like shit because they don't share your opinion is most definitely NOT ladylike. Harsh, brutal, and plain old fucking rude, perhaps, but not behavior befitting a lady.

Drinking a fancy drink at a pricey bar at a snazzy hotel does not make you classy. Maybe you have good taste in watering holes. Or maybe it's how your date impresses you while getting you shitfaced so you'll fellate him later. I'll never know the real answer, but you do. Somehow you believe that if you are impressing us, we will think better of you as a person. Guess what? Things, money, excess...are all bullshit. I've been at both ends of the spectrum, broke as dirt and living the high life, and all areas in between. What I can tell you is this, money does not make you better than someone else, and lack of it doesn't make you worse. Cash doesn't buy class. Excess of any good thing usually turns people into douche canoes. Feeling all high and mighty, throwing Benjamins around the room like confetti, acting like Queen Shitheel, only brings out your inner twat for all of us to see...and hate.

Speaking of fancy watering holes, when you do enjoy your expensive drink, try not to make a complete and utter ass of yourself while doing so. What do I mean by this? Funny you should ask. Flouncing around like a dipshit on crack, shaking your ass for all and sundry, posing for photos that you should have taken 20 years ago when gravity hadn't met your titties, only serves to prove my point. Class is crucial to being considered a lady. Behaving like a dime-store hooker ain't classy. Yet, you do it, over and over, sharing the photos with everyone in social media land. Remember social media land?  There are rules, and sharing pics of you acting like the frat house hoe, breaks several of them. Please refer back to them and print them out ASAP, you are humiliating yourself.  While you provide hours of entertainment, enabling us to watch you self-destruct publicly, may I suggest that you curtail any further horrific displays of ass clownishness?

One more thought comes to mind regarding ladylike behavior. People in glass houses should abstain from throwing stones. Why am I saying this? Because I've noticed that many who consider themselves to be ladies are standing in judgement of other females as though they have any right to do so. How they dress, how they sit, and the list goes on. What these supposed ladies don't realize, is that their behavior is in glaring opposition to the ladylike view they have of themselves. Acting trashy, being bitchy, criticizing innocent girls...let me segue here...when you judge a young lady, you are capping on someone's daughter, and I take great offense at that. Not only am I someone's daughter, but I have a daughter who does appear to be older than she is, and would be subject to the harsh judgement of some of you cunts who think you are so above everyone else. My daughter is more than capable of cutting bitches like you down to size, but she shouldn't be forced to do so.

Getting back to my point, and I do have one, your ill-mannered, nasty, judgmental, bitchassness is coming across as the most unladylike crap I have ever witnessed. Furthermore, women who choose to bed hop, gold dig, and sleep with married men will never be considered a lady, even when they use tons of hair product, makeup, perfume, nail polish, and sit up straight with their legs crossed at the ankles and tucked under the chair, Catholic school style. Don't ever presume to think you are a lady. Are you friggin kidding me right now???