All I Want for Christmas...

Happy Hump Day, ass monkeys! I hope you are all enjoying the new and improved Christmas carols I am sharing with you. Hopefully, some of you are spreading the cheer as you sing to the elderly at their rest homes.  Maybe you've visited a children's hospital or two and entertained them with a lovely carol. Perhaps you've sat by the fire with your family and had a rousing sing-along.  In any event, in order to help you continue sharing holiday cheer with everyone you meet, I've prepared another carol for you. Guys, maybe you can sing this during your next trip to the strip club.

"All I Want for Christmas is Bigger Tits"

All I want for Christmas is bigger tits,
Some bigger tits,
Just some bigger tits.
Gee if I could only have some bigger tits,
Then I would be a better stripper.

It feels so wrong to ask some guy
To open up the buttons of his overcoat.
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
If I had something he could motorboat!

All I want for Christmas
Is giant cans,
Some giant cans,
Just some giant cans.
Gee if I could only have some giant cans,
Then I would be a better stripper.

All the boys in my old high school
Would love to get to second base with me.
But now when I offer them a special lap dance,
They ask where the hell are your titties???

All I want for Christmas
Is big huge tits,
Some big huge tits,
Just some big huge tits.
Gee if I could only have some big huge tits,
Then I would be the BESTEST stripper!!!