Jingle Balls

It's the Friday before Christmas and it's fucking fabulous!  After doing a little more shopping, I am feeling quite festive and jolly. As such, I believe that today is the perfect day to share with you the song that started it all. The song I first parodied about 4-5 years ago, in partial collaboration with a good friend of mine who shares my mental sickness. So lovely, tuneful, and melodic, this song actually got some public airtime at a Christmas party that very year. Today, I give to you, from the bottom of my heart, all up and through you...

"Jingle Balls"

Sitting on my couch,
I unzipped my fly,
And soon my little ho'
Was seated by my side.

She took one look at them,
Her mouth fell open wide,
I told her keep it just like that
While I put them inside.


Jingle Balls,
Jingle Balls,
My penis is so big.
Take it all in your mouth,
You filthy little pig!!!



Lick those balls,
Suck those balls,
Blow me everyday.
If you keep me satisfied,
I won't run away.

I like tongue action,
I won't tell a lie.
If you are a willing slut,
I'll unzip my fly.

My balls are my best friends,
They make me feel so good.
If you treat them oh so right,
I promise to get wood.


Lick those balls,
Suck those balls,
Blow me everyday.
If you keep me satisfied,
I won't run away.

Jingle Balls,
Jingle Balls,
My penis is so big.
Take it all in your mouth,
You filthy little pig!!!