Did you see your kid's clothing before they left the house?

Being a parent isn't the easiest job on the planet, I know.  Parenting a teenager is probably the hardest thing you'll do in the course of this job.  However, opening your eyes and having a peek at their ensemble before they walk out the door is not really a ton of effort.  I swear most parents today are either blind, stupid, or are so focused on themselves, they have no idea that their children look like little porn stars and white rappers.  This seems to be running rampant in all corners of the  country, but I can speak with more accuracy about the Left Coast epidemic of tacky teens. 
Your daughters are leaving the house in those God-awful leggings!!!  Have you seen them?  These girls think nothing of pairing those leggings with cropped tops exposing about two feet of skin.  These tops are generally quite translucent, and the girls seem to believe they are Madonna-reincarnate as they wear nothing else underneath but a bra.  WTF?!  This is way more than needs to be seen by your average dirty old man on the street.  Some girls have chosen to be a little more, and I am using the term so loosely you can drive a camel under it, classy by sporting skirts and dresses.  Ah, you say, a skirt or dress is so lovely on a young girl.  Yes, it would be if it so much as covered her ass!  Rule of thumb, if you are yanking at the back of a skirt or dress every 3.5 seconds, it is too SHORT.  I should not be able to see glimpses of butt cheeks when I drive by my daugher's high school, but all too often, there they are in all their glory.  Even shorts these days are more Daisy Duke-like than is necessary.  ASS everywhere!  Girls, cover yourselves.  Not just ass is being exposed.  Why must these girls wear pants so low that a Brazilian wax is required first?  If I can see your anorexic litte hip bones jutting out two inches above the waistband of your pants, they are way too fucking low.  I don't want to have to guess if you shave or wax.  This much of you shouldn't be out in public.
Guys, I didn't forget you.  In case no one told you, the era of the white rapper and his saggy pants is OVER.  Consider yourself told.  You are waddling like a duck, all I see are your underwear du jour, and the funniest thing to me, is the fact that you lose usage of one hand while you walk because it is used to hold on to the front of your jeans to prevent them from hitting the sidewalk.  Seriously, this is the most unattractive look and I cannot imagine any girl looking at you and saying, "Girrrrl, I gotta get me some of THAT!"  Unless you are playing dress up with your Daddy's clothes, and you are five years old, your clothes should never be that big on you. I've seen some waistbands close to knees!  All your kibbles and bits are out and about.  They don't belong there.  Keep them in your pants.  I don't care if  your boxer briefs are covering them, they belong on the inside of your jeans.
Parents, wake up and open your damn eyes.  Open your mouth and say something.  Don't let them out looking like poor white trailer trash anymore.  It's not that difficult, so don't make excuses.  Are you friggin kidding me right now???